gnarlyvoices:

i really need to drive to a field in the middle of nowhere and scream for hours

euo:

*buys a new bra*

me: i’m starting over, a new life! i am no longer the same person, i am a beautiful fresh radiant beam of light, i am untouchable, this is a new beginning

mugglebornheadcanon:

1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

porkskins:

seeing an old person cry is the equivalent of having 1000 daggers stabbed into your heart

its-just-caroline:

awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

Oh my god.